Jerking Cures the Cancer
April 23rd, 2008 by samPlanet Out (that’s right, a gay media outlet, so what?) has put out a study that tugging the salami helps stave off the evil cancer. Check out the cum residue here.
Brazilian Priest is a Moron
April 22nd, 2008 by samThe Daily Mail is reporting that a dumb person of faith (imagine that!) namely a priest (the plot thins!) was so dumb that he attempted to break a 19-hour record for the most hours flying with balloons as a misguided and incredibly stupid fund raising stunt. For what transcendental end you might ask? Well, to keep the stupid theme going, our heavenly boy genius was indeed doing this to raise money for a spiritual rest-stop (yeah, that’s right, a spiritual rest-stop) supposedly for truckers in Paranagua, Brazil’s second-largest port for agricultural products. And what happens when less than smart people of faith think way too hard about one particular thing? In this case, balloons flew the pompous pedro so far away that our godly Einstein is now missing off the coast of Brazil. Maybe God took him; didn’t approve of his plan to combine religion and rest-stops?
For those who think I’m shitting them, click here for the story.
Worst. President. Ever.
April 15th, 2008 by samThe history network polled 109 professional historians to get the goods on the dumbfuck that was elected by dumberfucks 4 and 8 years ago. And the answer is… 98% consider his presidency a failure, while 61% consider him the worst president ever to take the office. George, we know how you like to say history will redeem your administration, well if history is a basic channel that plays good documentaries on d-list celebrities, then consider yourself fucked.
Disturbing Yearbook Pic
April 7th, 2008 by samThis is a real yearbook pic from a real yearbook from a real unidentified High School somewhere in this great country of ours. I don’t know why, how, or what to say, except that I’m deeply transfixed, yet simultaneously disgusted. One thing is for sure: a piece of my soul is long dead and buried next to ABC’s Cavemen.
Nerds with time
March 14th, 2008 by samCall the geek squad, nerds across the country are giggling with this rapidly viral forward touting a self-proclaimed gem some nerdfuck created… the world’s longest domain name…http://www.thelongestdomainnameintheworldandthensomeandthensomemoreandmore.com/and for the real geekcocks, here are a few others. http://3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592.com/ http://www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijk.com/http://www.llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch.com/
Gawker does it again!
March 14th, 2008 by samAnother scientology video taken from a birthday party thrown for prophet Tom Cruise. Check it out!
Rove Gets Bitchslapped
March 11th, 2008 by samKarl Rove, the evil mastermind behind the Bush administration and overall classic American villain, was berated yesterday during a speech he made at University of Iowa. Apparently these sassy Iowans called him everything from the “worst person ever” to asking him to return the $40,000 he was paid to speak. Damn, son. Check out the fun story here.
The Price is Right Stoner
March 11th, 2008 by samA stoner contestant bids 420 on everything!
Top Ten Worst Nude Scenes
March 6th, 2008 by samBrace yourself. This could be rocky. Check out the nudies here at papermag.
Cracked my shit up
March 6th, 2008 by samIs it just me, or is the online magazine Cracked.com better than ever? They just released a list of their top 30 worst movie adaptation ideas ever. Once you see the poster below, I think you’ll be inclined to check it out.
